TRUTH ABOUT MEN LINES...

"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."
Translated: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

“ HEARD YOU."
Translated: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next three days yelling at me."

"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK."
Translated: "I make the messes, she cleans them up."