Things to learn!!!

"Curiosity never killed anything, except maybe a few hours
Variety is the spice of life: one day ignore people, the next day annoy them
Climb your way to the top, that's why the drapes are there If you're not receiving enough attention, try knocking over some very expensive antique lamps
When eating out, think nothing of sending back your meal twenty or thirty times When in doubt, cop an attitude
Make your mark in the world, or at least spray in each corner Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone's face
Find your place in the sun, especially if it happens to be on that nice pile of warm, clean laundry Always give generously, a small bird or rodent left on the bed tells them "I care"
When you go out in the world, remember: being placed on a pedestal is a right, not a privilege."